After a bit of a hiatus, our SOTH spies have continued listening to professors, students and campus randos for the funniest, weirdest and most out of context quotes. Each week we’ll be posting a compilation of the best ones. If you’d like to contribute to Heard on the Hill, email your overheard quips to email@example.com.
Girl to friend: “Full disclosure, you were in my dream last night and I was really mad at you, and now I’m trying to not be mad at you in real life.”
Stranger at bar: “Your roommate tells me that’s your Keith Langford jersey?”
College senior: “Sure is.”
Stranger at bar: “So, you must have bought that when I graduating from KU, then. That was also Bill Self’s first year.”
College senior: “Uh, I gotta go.”
Girl: “Did you see the opened bottle of cooking wine by the bathroom sink? Wonder how that went over.”
Guy 1: “So sex is a sin? Does butt stuff still count?”
Guy 2: “Nah, man. It’s the poophole loophole.”
Girl: Is it normal that I’m basically looking forward to getting drunk just so I can be hungover and get Chipotle the next day?