Heard on the Hill


HOTH crop

  • “I’m not trying to suck your dick, I need help!”
  • “I think both sides of my brain start working when I do that and it hurts.”
  • “How did I wear cashmere?!”
  • “You are so cum-focused.”
  • “I love big noses.”
  • “Okay so you, me and Allie are the prostitutes?”
  • “Honestly if my body looked like that I’d be a mean bitch too.”
  • “Theoretically, I love operas but I just can’t get on board for this.”
  • “Should I hot-box the elevator, dude? hahahahha”
  • “Ooo man buns are hooottt!”