Heard on the Hill


HOTH crop

  • “I don’t believe in parking tickets.”
  • “So is this a drug company? Oh, wait no, cos it’s not Missouri.”
  • “I’m dancing so hard, my butt has left my body.”
  • “Last night I came home from the bars and had a full steak dinner.”
  • “Everything’s better when it’s lit.”
  • “I would vote for Kristin Chenoweth for president before anyone else.”
  • “Hopefully this flash drive doesn’t have any porn on it, but nowadays you really can’t be surprised.”
  • “I made out with a guy last night and he looked like my brother.”
  • “And she just pulled her retainer out of her boob.”
  • “Is it acceptable to go to dollar night in a matching sweatsuit?”