Heard on the Hill

3.29.2016

HOTH 2

  • “I know I wasn’t supposed to be thinking about school over break but I couldn’t stop trying to calculate our car’s drag coefficient during the car ride.”
  • “I think we should take a shot for every point we missed on our midterm that we think we deserved.”
  • “This weekend will either be great or terrible. That’s the power of KU basketball.”
  • “She looks like a Honda Civic.”
  • “I am done! I’m done with your dick.”
  • “This is my first time being sexiled and I don’t even live here.”
  • “Have you ever tried to chug coffee? Don’t do it. I’ve tried it twice. One for the curiosity and other one because I missed my coffee.”
  • “They didn’t go out and observe things, they literally locked themselves in their basements on drugs and came up with them. Okay, maybe not drugs… but definitely alcohol.”
  • Guy: “I got denied at Red Lyon Tavern because my ID was ‘fake.’ I’m almost 23… assholes.”
  • Girl 1: “I’m just saying, she could use a boob job. Those things sag like no other…”
    Girl 2: “If that’s how they look now, imagine after a kid!”
  • “Didn’t realize I was addicted to coffee, until I didn’t drink it today and felt like I had the fucking flu.”

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