Heard on the Hill



It’s the final #HOTH of the semester, guys! Here are a few last laughs to get you through our last week of actual classes (We threw in a couple extra good ones). Good luck on finals next week! And if you need some chill tunes to keep you motivated while you study, don’t forget to check out our latest Spotify playlist. 

  • Girl: “My idiot ex just bought melatonin off of me instead of adderall. I hope he fails every final.”
  • Guy: “I’m going to a Star Wars movie marathon the day it comes out. It starts at 1 am the night before and then the new one comes out at 7 Thursday night. I already know it’s going to be the best 24 hours of my entire life.”
  • “That’s my goal in life. Not to be successful, but to be friends with successful people.”
  • “My new thing I’m looking for in a boyfriend is rich and comatose so I don’t have to talk to him and I can spend his money.”
  • I’ve taken enough DayQuil for an entire army but we aren’t missing senior night.”
  • “He was like ‘let’s go on a date’ and I said ‘dear god no.’ Was that too harsh?”
  • “My boobs didn’t grow in until my sophomore year of college, so there’s that.”
  • “I can’t get this guy out of my head, like ever since I saw him last…hey are those chips?”
  • Girl: “The most applicable study tip I read today was, ‘laminate your study guides so the tears roll off.'”
  • “I used to not like cilantro, but then I became an adult.”
  • Girl: “Like what the fuck did I worry about in high school? My job?”
  • Girl 2: “You couldn’t even drive there! You weren’t even a real human!”
  • “I’m taking this class for pass fail so I don’t give a fuuuuck!”