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Heard on the Hill

3.11.2018

HOTH crop

  • “There’s this guy who hangs out at tonic and juggles completely sober. I think I’m in love.”
  • “I don’t drink anything that isn’t blue. Blue is my favorite color.”
  • “Man, I love Cedric the Entertainer.”
  • “And then it’s probably going to end with the money shot with people tasting it.”
  • “Yeah, I watch anime and I’m not ashamed of it.”
  • “I’m dating someone but he doesn’t know we’re dating.”
  • “Everyone picks their nose on their own time.”
  • Person 1: “I’m not a huge country fan.”
    Person 2: “This is bluegrass, bitch.”
  • “Okay, but Goldfish are GOOD for you”
  • “I hope people don’t get creeped out by how much I look at their kids.”

 

Heard on the Hill

3.04.2018

HOTH crop

  • “I’m sorry I got lipstick on your blunt.”
  • “Guys at K-State are so much hotter!”
  • “This dressing is dry, kinda like Hillary Clinton”
  • “Ah, he keeps bitin’ his wiener.”
  • “Yeah, I watch anime and I’m not ashamed of it.”
  • “You bit my ankle when you were blacked out last night.”
  • “I would say you and I must be watching different porn, but with the amount of porn I watch that is statistically unlikely.”
  • “It’s not probable cause if a dog’s sniffing your ass.”
  • Person 1: “Why should my tax dollars pay for your medical expenses?”
    Person 2: “Because, TODD, we’re trying to live in a fuckin’ society here so maybe be a team player for once?”
  • “Does your vagina ever fall asleep?”

 

Heard on the Hill

11.20.2017

HOTH crop

  • “I’m a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I’m not a lady, I’m a fucking jackass.”
  • “I can’t believe you fucked 3 people last night, I fucked 7 in the last hour!”
  • “Well we’re not autistic so…”
  • “If you need any help with that erection, you can go fuck yourself.”
  • “It’s gay to have a loving father”
  • “Hold on, let me look up my ex’s SoundCloud page”
  • “Yeah we have the same insurance, so like, we’re perfect for each other. Matching credit cards and everything.”
  • “At least I️ got my family and Post Malone.”
  • “On a scale of 1-10 how bad is it that this is my first time going to this class all year..?”
  • “Yeah I came out yellow and cone-headed.”

 

Heard on the Hill

11.09.2017

HOTH crop

  • “Punch me in the fucking face, I’ll enjoy it.”
  • “And then I thought, ‘Do I really want someone with adult braces to cut my bangs?’”
  • Person 1: “I’m gonna do something really crazy tonight”
    Person 2: “Like fall asleep?”
  • “Was he saying he was gonna fuck his own dog or gonna fuck max’s dog?”
  • “My dad is a dog.”
  • “…yeah the Bill of Rights is canon.”
  • “I played with my family, so I guess I’m a slut too.”
  • “I just walked in and there was my mom’s boyfriend wearing my Uggs.”
  • “All of his friends hate the same people and FUCK the same people.”
  • “He’s in a Smash Bros league and I was like, that’s hot.”

 

Heard on the Hill

10.16.2017

HOTH crop

  • “I don’t have any money so I straight up ate a napkin yesterday.”
  • “Dude I legit thought I had poop on my face.”
  • “I really really don’t wanna kill myself but what’s new.”
  • “I already know what my kids are going to look like because of Pinterest.”
  • “I just can’t commit to being lesbian.”
  • “On a scale of 1-Vermont street how fucked up are you?”
  • “If Lil Yachty goes out anywhere in Lawrence, he’s going to Tonic for sure.”
  • “All the costumes I want to be for Halloween require me to have no hair.”
  • “Don’t kill that bee, haven’t you seen Charolette’s Web?”
  • “But now that I know I’m not pregnant I’m a little sad.”

 

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