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Heard on the Hill

10.16.2017

HOTH crop

  • “I don’t have any money so I straight up ate a napkin yesterday.”
  • “Dude I legit thought I had poop on my face.”
  • “I really really don’t wanna kill myself but what’s new.”
  • “I already know what my kids are going to look like because of Pinterest.”
  • “I just can’t commit to being lesbian.”
  • “On a scale of 1-Vermont street how fucked up are you?”
  • “If Lil Yachty goes out anywhere in Lawrence, he’s going to Tonic for sure.”
  • “All the costumes I want to be for Halloween require me to have no hair.”
  • “Don’t kill that bee, haven’t you seen Charolette’s Web?”
  • “But now that I know I’m not pregnant I’m a little sad.”

 

Heard on the Hill

10.02.2017

HOTH crop

  • “No no, 59 is the letter of love.”
  • “Thanks for blowing my vape on my fucking beautiful flowers, asshole.”
  • “Hold on I need to pause this pizza porn so we can listen to the Seinfeld theme.”
  • “That bitch is a drinkerrrr.”
  • “If Kylie is pregnant does that mean it’s cool to be pregnant now?”
  • “Hang on bitch I’m trying to figure out how to finsta.””
  • “I can’t wait to get a pumpkin spice latte and tweet about it.”
  • “I mean, she’s still sweet. She just does a lot of crack.”
  • “You called me a deaf motherfucker!? I didn’t even hear that.”
  • “I hope it’s loud at Live Music Tuesday so I can just fart.”

 

Heard on the Hill

9.24.2017

HOTH crop

  • “Did you join that orgy in Wescoe this morning?”
  • “Piano is hot!”
  • “I take good drugs, but I don’t even like the good drugs.”
  • “So my bathroom smells like ACTUAL fish and seafood and I don’t know if it’s my pussy or Sydney’s.”
  • “Ah dude, it’s another straight sex scene. Can we skip it?”
  • “Mike Tyson is a pigeon cuckold.”
  • “He’s not sucking on a blunt; he’s sucking on a Bic.”
  • “The Japanese are very extra.”
  • “My high school diploma got burned in my first breakup.”
  • Person 1: “How do you fall in love in two weeks?”
    Person 2: “I don’t know, I’m fabulous.”

 

Heard on the Hill

9.17.2017

HOTH crop

  • “Spring door stops have the best comedic timing.”
  • “I’m like never at the union, so I never get condoms!.”
  • “I’m just like, not really the college kind of guy!” – a guy, at college
  • “I hate going out with Emily because Emily has boobs!”
  • “If you black out before Emo Nite, you get to meet some very nice paramedics.”
  • “Mom please just take my picture with NO flash. It’s for my fake ID.”
  • “Why are there no Groupons for the Hawk?”
  • “The only reason I stopped masturbating is so that I could get up in the morning and make coffee.”
  • “Skate fast, eat ass.”

 

Heard on the Hill

5.04.2017

HOTH crop

  • “I’m like espresso. I’m hot and bitter.”
  • “I wish kisses had caffeine, except then I’d be up all night.”
  • “EXCUSE ME, I have a shoebox full of frozens!”
  • “I’m metamorphosing into the most beautiful gay butterfly.”
  • “Yesterday at Arby’s…”
  • “Come to the wings and bingo thing with me…you vegetarian!”
  • “I’m gonna drink this wine out of the bottle because I’m troubled”
  • “Omg can I smoke with someone please? I’ll pay you I swear.”
  • “I wasn’t blacked out but it was a very dark shade of brown.”
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