Heard on the Hill

9.17.2017

HOTH crop

  • “Spring door stops have the best comedic timing.”
  • “I’m like never at the union, so I never get condoms!.”
  • “I’m just like, not really the college kind of guy!” – a guy, at college
  • “I hate going out with Emily because Emily has boobs!”
  • “If you black out before Emo Nite, you get to meet some very nice paramedics.”
  • “Mom please just take my picture with NO flash. It’s for my fake ID.”
  • “Why are there no Groupons for the Hawk?”
  • “The only reason I stopped masturbating is so that I could get up in the morning and make coffee.”
  • “Skate fast, eat ass.”

 

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