6 Patriotic Ways to Celebrate America’s Most Overlooked Holiday: Armistice Day


By Caleb Hundelt (hardtack words by Olivia Favreau)

This November 11th marks the 100th anniversary of the end of World War I, so we’ve come up with some fun ways that will allow you and your party guests to truly immerse yourselves in the horrific nature of The Great War!

  1. Bake some inedible hardtack!

In this time of remembrance and festivities, why not try out the BelVita of World War I? Requiring only three ingredients and boasting jaw-breaking properties, hardtack is the perfect recipe for your Armistice Day table. With its hints of salt and chalk, your guests will experience the cold horrors of limited rations during trench warfare right in your living room.


  • Flour
  • Salt
  • Water
  • Desperation


2. Hold a gas-mask masquerade!

Tell your friends to show up to your Armistice Day party wearing their most crude WW1-era gas masks. Whip up some mustard gas to put in your Febreze wall plug-ins and try to identify each other while you suffer from the extreme mutagenic and carcinogenic effects that you think you’re protecting yourselves from!


3. Give yourself trench foot!

This takes some preparation. Fill up a large bin of water in advance and just make it as septic and unsanitary as possible. When the crowd arrives, have them put their feet – shoes and all – into that nice, lukewarm bacteria bath. Make sure your doctor friend isn’t present for this one. He’ll only be a party-pooper and try to stop you from experiencing necrosis!

4. Have a propaganda poster contest!

This one really gives a chance for your artsy and psychologically manipulative pals to shine. Whoever can create the most culturally inaccurate, semi-racist propaganda poster wins the rest of the hardtack!

5. Play “Clue” – World War 1 style!

Bored with the regular old Clue? In this exciting take on the classic board game, you try to pinpoint not just the culprit of one murder, but also the cause of nearly 40 million civilian casualties. Was it imperialism, nationalism, militarism or a complex combination of these factors and many others? Who knows, but it’s probably easiest if you just blame Germany and ignore everything else!

6. Read All Quiet on the Western Front bedtime stories!

As the night closes in and your friends head home with post-traumatic stress disorder, don’t forget to include the children in the festivities as well. Whip out your favorite passage from All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque and allow your child to sleep with the graphic descriptions of wartime violence. With luck, not only will they fall asleep with horrendous nightmares, but they will also lose their innocence and be forced to reconsider their outlook on the world.


Happy Armistice Day!


4 Tips for Reinvigorating Your Closet on a Budget


By Miranda Dorsey

When it comes to clothing, I have often been told that I have expensive taste. And I’ll be honest, this has gotten me in trouble in the past.  However, if you follow these tips, you’ll find that you have more money to spend and more clothing in your closet.

  1. Shop “New” Items… And Then Wait.

Even though I’m a huge fan of shopping the “new” section of every store, or spending hours sorting through all of the different categories that every clothing website has to offer, I know that this is one of the worst ways to find deals.  Because why would a company put something new to their store on sale if they don’t know how popular the item will be yet? Instead, I’ve started to shop for new items, just as I always would, and then wait for them to go on sale. My Google Chrome account contains an entire folder for clothing items I’m waiting to go on sale. It sounds like something obvious, but it’s been a game changer for me.  

2. Check out the Clearance or Sale Section.

On top of waiting for my favorite items to go on sale, make sure you always check out the sale/clearance section of any website. I’ve noticed that they don’t always list sale/clearance items in the regular sections of the site, so it’s important that you check both sections just in case.  This way, you’re saving money while still finding adorable items to add to your wardrobe.

3. Don’t Fall for Gimmicks Designed to Get You to Buy.

I’ll be the first person to admit that I’m a sucker for sales. Whenever I get an email from a company proclaiming that this is it – the biggest event to ever happen – I can’t help myself. It’s not easy, but developing self-control is key when it comes to saving money on clothing from higher end brands. Another common gimmick is the “Only ‘x’ Items Left!” line. This line has been my enemy for quite some time, because who wants to miss out?  I sure don’t. And of course, if I don’t order the limited availability item right now, right this second, someone is going to come along and do it for me. But this is exactly what they want you to think. Don’t give in to this gimmick just because it seems like an item is going fast. Instead, monitor the item to see how fast it’s actually selling. In most cases, an item that is not for sale with just a few left will be safe to wait to purchase.  

4. If an Item Sells Out, Poshmark is Your Best Friend.

One of my favorite websites of all time is Poshmark. The premise is simple enough. You list the old clothing that you don’t want anymore, and someone finds it and buys it. It’s eBay exclusively for clothes. However, unlike thrifting, it’s easier to search and tailor the website to exactly what you’re looking to buy. I’ve found so many amazing designer pieces in new or like-new condition listed for much less than the sticker price. For example, I bought one of my favorite Gal Meets Glam dresses for about 70% off the original listing price. You can even save searches in your browser and go back later to check for more products that have been newly listed, which is something I do for some of my favorite brands.

What Me Too Founder Tarana Burke Taught Me About Healing


Me Too founder Tarana Burke speaking at the KU Memorial Union. Photo by Nicole Mitchell

By Nicole Mitchell

On October 23, 2018, I had the great privilege of seeing Me Too creator and activist Tarana Burke give a presentation at KU.

Burke was funny, relatable and, most of all, heartbreaking. That was the mixture of emotions that I felt while listening to everything she had to say, as she recalled her history of activism and how the Me Too movement began.

After graduating from Auburn University, Burke worked as a counselor for middle school girls. She recalled a tragic moment when a young girl described her story of experiencing sexual assault. Burke stopped the girl in the middle of her story and sent her to another counselor. After that, the young girl stopped coming to camp and Burke never saw her again.

Years later, after the many ups and downs of working with middle school girls and hearing all of their experiences with sexual assault at such a young age, Burke came up with the idea to start a new organization: Me Too.

Hearing Tarana Burke talk was more than learning the history of Me Too. It was learning how to listen to and care for others; learning how to feel joy, and it was learning how to heal.

Burke helped me realize that healing from a traumatic event is difficult and it isn’t pretty. Healing can be anything from waking up early and doing yoga to crying myself to sleep because that’s all I can do. One thing that helps Burke go through difficult experiences is to keep a “Joy Journal,” which is exactly what it sounds like. You write down all the things that make you happy, whether it be something small or something large, and it will help you realize that the pain doesn’t last forever.

If you are going through the healing process right now, know that you are not alone, and that you will be okay. I hear you and I believe you.

National sexual assault hotline: 1-800-656-4673

Playlist: The Spookiest Halloween Playlist of All Time!


Not every hero wears capes, but every hero listens to spooky music during Halloween!
Graphic by Karsan Turner

Here at Style on the Hill, we’re always looking for new fashion trends, and there’s no better time to spot new trends than during Halloween. Look out your window and you’ll see a runway of the spookiest, scariest, and trendiest outfits of the year. While you’re spectating – or participating in – this Halloween’s costume runway, cue up our spooky Halloween playlist. For those of you looking to enjoy Halloween treats on a diet, our playlist is packed with over two hours of music that is guaranteed to scare the candy right out of you!

Enjoy your Halloween, boils and ghouls!


Heard on the Hill


HOTH crop

  • “In 8th grade I had a girlfriend and touched her boobs and I was like ‘oh that’s weird.’”
  • “She’s so cute laying there spread-eagle.”
  • “You must incubate the butter for longer.”
  • Person 1: “I don’t even remember the last time I drank.”
    Person 2: “Didn’t you go to the Cave last night?”
    Person 1: “Yeah I got fucked up.”
  • “Let’s go find a pony.. and like, teach it how to barrel race.”
  • “Avril Lavigne had Lyme Disease, and now she’s a Christian artist.”
  • Person 1: “He’s cute but he’s no male model.”
    Person 2: “He is LITERALLY a male model.”
  • “Why am I always wet in Italian?”


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